You can buy anything at Walmart, so it seems. It seems odd to me you can buy guns at Walmart but no kids. If we can fast track all the requirements  to buy a gun we should be able to do the same for adoption. What better place to buy a kid than Walmart. First off, they generally have plenty of neglected children milling about. and for the ones who are cared for, the parents are on the edge. Just walk by a parent and you’ll typically hear “I have just about had it with you Justin ” Thats when you make your offer.  You say “excuse me”, did you say you have reached your limit? I would be interested in purchasing your child, are you a Walmart club member? I’m not saying you shouldnt be allowed to buy a gun, but its seems odd the so many people are willing to step in and police our community but are afraid to parent.